Okay, so what's the deal with birthdays? You get rewarded for helping the slow overpopulation of the earth. "Yay! Another human! Let's give it some useless plastic covered in colored paper reading HAPPY BIRTHDAY, shove a bunch of sugar in its face resembling a circle or some sort of super hero, and/or give it money to get what ever they didn't get spoiled enough for." The cakes are so bad for you that it is almost like they are trying to solve the problem of your existence by giving you diabetes and killing you off to slowly reduce the unstoppable force of the world ending from overpopulation. On one of these certain days you can do ANYTHING with one excuse, "It's my birthday", with the exception of any federal offenses. Scenario: you're voting on what to do. The options are:
1. Staying at home and playing games
2. Going to a movie.
Every one wants to stay home, except for you, and you guys see a movie and no one cares because, "It's your birthday".
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I kindly disagree as the excuse of, "It's my birthday" has gotten me out of three school days. Yay!!! I respect your opinion though.
I'm loving the cynicism, and well, that's one dark humorous way to look at it.
I love this. Its absolutely hilarious and so true. I hear so many people say I can do it because it is my birthday. Anyway keep up the great work
When you think about it, birthdays are really demonic. People gather celebrate you getting one step closer to death, and on your birthday, they light an object on fire, sing a rhythmic chant, and then proceed to cut the object into equal pieces and give those pieces to the attendees do then deavour.
C. Claw XXII, that is a very good observation. I bet that people only do birthdays to have the excuse of "it's my birthday" if they do something wrong.
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