How to Dance

Yo, yo, yo my homies. It's your boiiiiii xXMinecraftloverXx3000, and today we'll be learning how to be the best dancer in the entire world. I know what you're thinking: how can I be the best dancer if there's a person like you xXMinecraftloverXx3000? My answer is... you can't; but you'll get pretty close.

Step 1: Find the right beat. If you're having trouble finding or creating a lit beat, I've got your back baby. YO! Looks like the dankest rapper 'bout to lay down a sick beat: boooooooo ba bam ba bam wow wow chang ha hang. Also if you need more help, ask everyone's favorite beatboxer/rapper: Siri. Just ask her to beatbox or rap and she'll go off. Dank Siri Beatbox and Rap.

Step 2: Expand your arsenal. To really know how to dance like the best of us you need to have all those litalicious dance moves. You have to know how to slap down those sick hand movements on the streets while still being able to slow dance with Jessica Ferguson at the school dance. The Worm, The Macarena, The Electric Shuffle, The Billy Bop, The Whip and The Nae Nae, The Dab, and Breakdancing are some of the freshest dance moves out there today.

Step 3: Build up a following. You need to become the most trending dance star on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and even Tumblr. To become the ridonculously awesome hippidy hoppiest internet pop star you need to do some of the most trending things today. You need to yell really loudly at a Chick-fil-a and give a makeup tutorial while spinning a fidget spinner, making slime and whispering into a microphone. You will instantly get millions of followers and millions of dollars. Then just start dancing and your following will love it no matter how bad it is.

That's how you become the bestestest dancer in the groovy kingdom. Or as I like to call it moving your body in a rhythmic pattern to a combination of frequencies that appeal to you ears.