Thursday, October 13, 2016

Food Story

I was thinking of what to cook when I got a glimpse of a crescent moon shape turd that had come from the buttocks of my dog. I then had an epiphany of what to cook up in my kitchen: shrimp.
"SHRIMP! I NEED SHRIMP!" I yelled to my mother. She looked at me, surprised, and ran out of the house. A few minutes later my mom bounded in with a fudge-ton of shrimp. I got straight to work with shelling, and seasoning them with some marvelous spices. I then placed the shrimp into a pan and put the heat to high, after a few minutes I flipped the shrimp and let them sit for a few minutes.

I then served those suckers to my slaves.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The first sentence got my attention for sure. Yuck, but I do love some shrimp just hope I don't have to be a slave to get some. Thanks for the fun story.

Sara GC said...

Hmmm. This may put me off from eating shrimp for quite a while! Were you trying to gross out your readers?

Anonymous said...

Turd

Anonymous said...

Hello Sara GC, thanks for your comment, I really appreciate the feed back. The story was not supposed to gross anyone out, but a few shying away from my favorite food means more for me!

Anonymous said...

This story is so funny! I love how your mom just look at you for a bit. Very good.

Anonymous said...

Nice job! This was very entertaining! Sound like you had a pretty great food adventure.

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