Friday, October 14, 2016

My Cooking Adventure

I walked into the kitchen and yelled, "Mom, I need to make food for language arts." She looked at me with a confused expression. "Can I make eggs?" I asked.

She said, "Sure." I walked over to a drawer and pulled out a pot. I put it on my head and started making Star Wars sounds.

"Pew, pew, zzzzz, zzzz pew, pew, pew." My mom told me to take the pot off my head and wash it right away. I did that, and then I grabbed a pan. I set it on the stove, grabbed two eggs, and then a bowl. I took the first egg and tried to be really cool and crack it like a master chef, but half the egg missed the bowl. My mom looked at me and told me to clean the mess up. After that I cracked the other egg in the bowl and added a big drip of milk. I whisked the eggs up until it looked good enough to drink.

I poured the eggs in the pan and got cooking. I stood there for a couple minutes and nothing happened. There was something wrong. "The stove is out of gas!" I yelled to my mom.

"Maybe it would help if you turned the stove on first," she suggested. I turned the stove on and watched the eggs as they cooked. I moved the eggs around to make sure every piece was just right. I added a touch of salt and a dab of pepper for flavoring. I placed the eggs on the plate then went to the couch to eat them. On my way there, my brother walked up to me and asked if I made him any eggs. I slowly shook my head.

He took the plate out of my hands and walked away, enjoying my master piece.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very fun story, I would like to try some of those eggs.

Sara GC said...

I like the turn of events at the end. Let me guess - is this an OLDER brother? The humor of you wearing the pot as a hat and "pew pew" is really great imagery.

Mrs Invisible said...

lol, super funny and believe it or not I read the whole thing expecting something else, very well written, grabbed my attention... Is this the end? :)

Anonymous said...

I have that same problem with my brother all the time, it gets really annoying at times where I make a perfect pancake and he wakes up right as I'm about to eat it.I loved the part about you yelling to your mom that the stove is out of gas, and she replied with it might help if you turn it on. That happens to me all the time. I loved your blog post, you did a wonderful job. I do the same thing while cooking eggs every bite has to be delicious.

Anonymous said...

I like it. But I think you should use better word choices and think about what your reader would like.

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