I stumbled through the door. Racing, I ran to the kitchen because I remembered I had cooking homework in Language Arts. Frantically, I scavenged through the fridge for something to cook. Thankfully I saw some left over potato soup and felt devious. I took out a ladle and scooped out some potato soup. I put a plastic cover over the cold, wholesome, potato soup then put it in the microwave for a minute and thirty seconds. After about thirty seconds, I heard a pop in the microwave.
"Oh dang," I gasped.
I looked in and I saw that the microwave had burnt a hole in the plastic cover. Carelessly, I shrugged and put it back in the microwave and pretended it had never happened. After the time was up, I took the meal out of the microwave. Angrily, I threw away the cover and realized the soup was ugly. I sprinkled some cheese and basil on top and it was as ready as it could ever be. Knowingly, I took a picture of it to post on Canvas and made sure when I took the picture to cover up the uglier parts. Quickly, I turned in the picture and was pretty pleased with the results. I then gorged upon its beauty.
I tasted some of the plastic cover in the soup, but I still ate the whole thing in about a minute.
Thursday, October 13, 2016
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6 comments:
This is so what I would do if I had to make food.
That is hilarious! I could see the truth in it!
This is some nice humor writing. I would love to read more about your (mis-)adventures.
Awesome sauce!! I just love the title. Story is great though!
This is so funny!!! I love it.
This is me.
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