As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list.
I've got a little list.
Of society offenders who might well be underground, and whom never would be missed.
Whom never would be missed.
There's the Social Justice Warrior who says all are sexist,
All the people and helicopters who carry with them checklists,
The person who thinks that comedians are "Politically Incorrect",
I wish we could send them to an imperialistic sect.
And the spoiler of "Game Of Thrones" who says, "It's not a twist."
They'd none of 'em be missed,
They'd none of 'em be missed.
He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed.
I've got Steve Harvey for messing up Ms. Universe
And the guy who said, "La La Land"- I've got him on the list.
We have the kid who uses a smart phone in the very worst,
Waving it around and making millions in a burst.
He never would be missed.
He never would be missed.
The Vegan who says in an enthusiastic tone,
"All people who eat meat should go and eat a phone",
And the little kid who does cartwheels in the middle of the gym,
Black Canary needs to go and sing her a hymn.
And the angry raaaaacist!
I don't think they'd be missed.
I'm not sure they'd be missed.
He has them on the list. He has them on the list.
I don't think they'd be missed. I'm sure they'd not be missed.
The person in their safe space that are too afraid to leave,
And the Anti-Constitution groups all Sovereign Citizenry,
I wish that a butcher would put them on the block and then grab the cleave.
All Neo-Nazis who really won't stay dead.
They'd none of them be missed,
They'd none of them be missed.
But it doesn't really matter who you put upon the list,
for they'd none of 'em be missed.
They'd none of them be missed.
You may put them on the list.
You may put them on the list,
For they'd none of them be missed.
They'd none of them be missed.
23 comments:
Oh My Gosh. I love this. The word choising is amazing. I love when you talk about the comedian being politically incorrect. Good work.
Ha, that was well written. I agree with loads of these to be honest. Especially the comedian part. Sometimes instead of news I will watch Samantha Bee, though it's not entirely school appropriate so there is that.
This is so great aha. I was singing the song in my head while I read your lyrics.
I love this so much! There are few parodies on this blog, and it's nice to hear one we were learning about. Great idea!
This is so funny and great! I love the part about the person spoiling "Game of Thrones". Good job!
This is ridiculously funny! I am like laughing my head off😂👏👌🏼
Thank you all. I was writing this right before and after The Mikado. It helped me get into the right mood. The part that some of you might be confused about is the id using his phone. That is referring to Jacob Satorious and the other Musically people.
This was so funny! I love parodys so much, they make me laugh so hard!
This was so funny i love parodies and i love that picture you put in
Wow that was pretty neat. That seems like it took time and effort.
I liked how you took something we learned about in class and adapted it to your own personal piece.
This is really good I really appreciate the word choices and rhyming.
This is so great. It shows that you put a lot of effort in this. Great job. It was supper funny!
This is hilarious! I liked how you used something awesome we were doing in class and made it awesome-er
Love it so much. Keep writing. Everyone should just make a Little list.
Many versions have been made over time, I'm glad to see more happening and having known you personally it's a unique twist on it.
Oh my gosh😂😂 this is so flipping great!! I'd probably not be missed because I'm the kid doing kart wheels in the middle of the gym😂😂 SOOO GOOD! And I love the picture at the end.😍😍😍
Amazing. They shou,d have used this one. Uh, you forgot the communists though.
I loved this so much, they need to put it in the opera!!!!!!
very original
I did forget commies. Oh wait. I didn't. SJW's are commies.
Ah, the Mikado. It was a great opera. Yes, I'm sure everyone here has a list. The people that change their mind last minute. There's #1
Close Sal Park. It's an Operetta. Operas are where the whole story is told in song. In an operetta there isn't always singing.
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