Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Bratty Overpriveleged Snotty Braggarts

We all know at least a few people who are Bratty Overpriveleged Snotty Braggarts, or BOSB. Well everyone who reads this blog does. Here is what I would change about BOSB's. Also before you get
this is just advice. You don't have to follow it. If you don't agree then tell me. But this is my opinion on what you can do to not make everybody hate you. 

1. Don't be a brat. The BOSB's that I know are the worst brats, which are misbehaved children. We are all brats in some ways, but these people even more so. Always like, "I'm more important than you because my parents make more than your parents." How do you know? One time I was playing dodgeball. I had been sitting there for 15 minutes, and I saw a ball I might have been able to catch. I accidentally knocked it away and a BOSB comes up to me and says, "That ball was meant for me." No it wasn't. It could've been heading for anybody. That I could've tolerated but I said, "No it wasn't. It was anybody's ball." She said to me, "It was for me." This is when I just walked away.

2. Stop saying that I have no right to my opinion. One of the BOSB's keeps telling me that because I am young and have only heard my parent's opinions, I can't have my own. Do you think I'm a sheep? I can think for myself. I preferred Trump over Hillary, but I would still rather have voted for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than either of those two clowns. That's just my opinion, which according to the BOSB's I'm not allowed to have because I'm only a kid. *Slow Clap*

3. Listen to advice. The other day I was passing out papers which we had done the day before. We had needed to revise some parts. I gave it to a BOSB and she said, "I already did this." I said back, "So did I, but the teacher wants us to do it again." I gave it to her thinking that I talked sense into her. On my way to the turn in basket to turn in the ones for the people who weren't there, I saw her turning it back in. A minute later I realized that I had missed somebody. On my way back to my desk I saw her getting her paper out of the basket. 90% of the time I would just ignore it, but since this was a BOSB I said, "Told you so." She looked at me like it was the worst thing that anything anyone had ever done and said, "Yeesh."













4. Make friends with Non-BOSB's. There's just a group of BOSB's in this grade, and they always stick together, like a pack of velociraptors. And like velociraptors, they hunt together. Sit where one was going to in five minutes? "Go away!" Grab the last Hot Dog? "Give that to me." Maybe hanging out with some Non-BOSB's would be good for you. Make you less Bratty.

5.  Don't take up everybody's time with stupid crap, ok? I have spent days worth of time just arguing and trying to use logic against BOSB's.
They don't seem to be able to rationalize normal stuff.
They are like Social Justice Warriors in that way.
They seem like the type of people who would sue you for saying something mean to them online. They're over sensitive.
They don't care if they annoy you.
They just want to win an argument.
They also don't seem to understand that somebody walking away shaking their head doesn't mean that you won.

It means that they're tired of your crap.

4 comments:

Grace Marie said...

Truth. Sadly.

Anonymous said...

Very good. I like how you included a picture to draw me in.

Anonymous said...

This was great. Loved the pictures.

Anonymous said...

Wow... this is one of your posts that actually made sense to me. Great advice!

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