Thursday, May 4, 2017

Jändersplehk

Jändersplehk the German lord
He will gobble you up while he plays his chord
With the fingers 1, 3, 4, and 2
A "C minor" chord he will certainly do
On his bike with a jug of beer
If you don't believe me you get a sneer
Jändersplehk is as real as can be
If you're skeptical, try me—

You'll see!

6 comments:

Grace Marie said...

Interesting..

Anonymous said...

I absolutely love that this rhymes. Can I just say how wonderful the word "Jändersplehk" is!!! lol 😂 😂

Anonymous said...

Love the word Jändersplehk and the whole thing sounds like it could be a song maybe?

Anonymous said...

Christopher. This is the randomness that I have come to expect from you. In real life you are never this random. I'm never this random. Why did you write this?

Anonymous said...

I love how random it is. The name, Jändersplehk, is amazing. I like how you just say try me at the end.

Anonymous said...

Wow! This reminds me of the Jabberwock! Love it!

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