The YouTube Wilds Pt. 1

Preface: Before you read, there's two things. This post will hold more entertainment value for you if you know internet-speak. Otherwise, just research as you go. Also, if you want to put in the tremendous effort for more comedic value, I suggest reading this post in either the hardened Bear Grylls British survivalist voice, the neat, monotone, college-lecture professor voice, or the David Attenborough voice. Either way, enjoy


Hello everybody, today you'll be learning about the YouTube Wilds. In this dangerous, controversial place there's much to be wary of. The confusing dead-ends in the settings page, the random, unexpected, and stupidly unrelated recommended section and much more. But we'll first be delving into the recommended section.

Now, if you want to safely control your viewing path as a user into the recommended section follow these professional, field-tested tips.
• Only go to the "real click-bait"
• Always stray from your actual viewing habits. You know you want more pirated, Portuguese My Little Pony episodes
• Always click on the shady, 100-views-only, pranks-gone-wrong-videos.
With these tactics, you just might survive this part of the YouTube Wilds.

Next, the trending section. Now, this particular habitat contains a couple of different types of videos. The main categories are songs that are rising in popularity, or are making a resurgence. This will usually happen in three ways. First, someone will probably remix the song and put it into a dank meme compilation so that it spreads across the realm of the Internet quickly; like a virus. Or, the community will actually appreciate a song for what it is, for approximately a day; then turn it into a stupid trend/challenge/prank. Finally, you have the guy who has over 50 accounts and likes trolling, click-bait, and much more. All of the above mentioned in this section happen frequently, and come in a colorful variety. Comment if you want a part two of this guide including gaming and the settings. See ya!