O' Coilean Reviews: LOGAN (James Mangold)

This was an awesome movie. I walked out of the theater not sure how I felt. My emotions were confused. I think it's time. Time to review this. This is going to be hard.

LOGAN was one of those "What the heck is going on?" action movies. It started off as a very confusing piece of work. This may be because it was inspired by a comic called, "Old Man Logan," which is very similar to the movie.

 In it, Logan goes with someone he used to know to deliver some precious cargo to somewhere. The endings were very different though. I won't spoil it. Let's just say that I have no idea how to feel about it. It was bitter sweet. There are some questions that remain.

Q: What exactly happened to the X-Men?
A: No Idea.

Q: How was Wolverine cloned?
A: Don't know.

Q: Will there be any answers?
A: No.

Questions like those linger throughout the movie. It gets kind of tiring.

On to the action. The action aspect of the movie is very... Prominent?
Eight out of ten scenes have blood, guts, or explosions. This is my kind of movie basically. The storytelling was told in the classic Marvel style. Almost like a comic.

My overall review of this movie is as follows.
"MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much, moosen. Out in the woods—in the woodes—in the woodsen. The meese want the food. Food is to eatenesen! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN! AND THE FOOD IN THE WOODYENESEN!"

Just realized that I typed the wrong thing. I meant to type this.
"Did I do that? I figured no. I wouldn’t have done that. But I was never sure, until two years later. Relax. I’m playing video games with this kid named Alex that we also went to high school with. Two years later, we’ve graduated by now. We’re playing video games for a couple hours, and then Alex says to me, "Hey, come here I want to show you something," and he takes me into his bedroom and then he takes me into a side room off of his bedroom. Never a good thing to have."

What I am trying to say is that this movie is to awesome for words. Solid 9/10 in my eyes.