Thursday, March 2, 2017

Rap

Yo, Snoop Dog Jo in the housie house. 'Bout to drop some killer beats on y'all. Let's go.

      Some people are afraid to turn on the radio and change the station. Gotta explain that I'm not afraid because I got a raise at my uncle's thrift store. Gotta say my favorite month is April 'cause I saw a freight train runnin' in a straight line. Ya, ya runnin' in a straight line, ya, ya.

      I'm so sad, 'cause I got laid off of my job. They said I wasn't able to trace a sleigh and I wasn't the right height to get a payment.

      And last at daybreak I yelled I had a relation to a turtle.

      Thanks y'all for listening to Snoop Dog Jo's new single. Be watchin' out for a new one. Later.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is really funny! I can honestly not think of anything else to say. When will Snoop Dog Jo's next cover come out?

Ms. Spengler said...

I have no words. Just laughter. Thanks for that. It's a gift - to be able to make people laugh. The world needs more if it, for sure! :)

Anonymous said...

LOL. Omg this was so funny all i could do was laugh. Nice job.

Anonymous said...

This was so funny and random. Good job.

Anonymous said...

This is really funny. Where did you get inspired to do that? 😂 It's really creative and I like your word choice too.

Anonymous said...

This is really creative and funny 👍😂😂

Christine Talbot said...

I have listened to this too many times to count but still brings a smile to me. Like your helpers =)

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