"One does not simply poof."- Poof the Wise
Hello friends! There are those of you among us who do not trust in the art of the poof and are skeptical of my wisdom; if that is you, leave now! Ok, now that it is only the faithful and the well concealed; let us begin. For the more uneducated of the subject in our lesson, this is poofing.
As soon as he stopped talking, he disappeared in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared, he was gone! Seemingly from all around them, his voice echoed, saying;
Don't worry my friends, I'm perfectly fine. For those who were actually concerned, of course. You will learn to do this and more. But for now, you will only learn the beginning. If you wish to learn more, you will need to impress me. Now, if you are further interested in this... come back next week with five bucks. I'm sorry but a man needs to make a living somehow.
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3 comments:
I'm totally coming back with five bucks!
This is... A very lively post! It really helped lighten the mood after the countless depressing articles. I would definitely love to know how to poof. Sadly, I don't have five dollars...
I would totally give you five bucks, but I'm kind of broke!😂😂 Great piece by the way!
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