Friday, February 17, 2017

Effects of the Rubber-Duckie Apocalypse

Of course at first, like any other apocalypse, you won't notice much in the beginning. Maybe when you take a bath, your favorite Rubber-Duckie Sir Quacks-a-lot (the one with the top hat a bow tie) has moved. Instead of his normal place on the right side of the bathtub (near the wall) it's on the LEFT! This may not seem like much, you may think "Oh, I bet I just misplaced it" or "Maybe I just forgot where he was." YOUR'E WRONG. This is the start of the apocalypse.
They will get smarter.
They will get stronger.
They will get bigger.
And they will repopulate.
Imagine the world run by adorable, squeaking, minions of Ed, the duck rider. He is the human of legend, some say he isn't even a human. He can command the duckies at his will. When you see those ducks moving, you know Ed, the sorcerer, the duck rider, is becoming stronger. And soon, the human race will fall.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This was very inspiring. It shows that the littlest of things can make all the distance. When will you make a sequel?

Anonymous said...

Very funny! I love this piece of writing!😄

Ms. Spengler said...

I like how you italicized the "will"s so that the reader would put more emphasis on them. It makes it even creepier. And funnier.

Anonymous said...

So funny! Very original.

Anonymous said...

OMG THIS WAS HILLARIOIS "Sir-quacks-a lot" made me crack up! I'm going to have to start keeping an eye in my rubber ducks though! :3

Anonymous said...

OMG! That was amazing. I love how you talked about just misplacing it, but then you just rule it out and say the apocalypse has started.

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