First step: Just be yourself.... JK! No one likes your personality, make sure to have an actual cool one. Make sure you do stuff that's actually cool. For example, make sure to announce to everybody that you play Minecraft, they'll love you. Also, read as much Hamilton fan fic as you possibly can. Don't be afraid to tell everybody a summary.
Second step: Make sure you don't use your real name for anything. ie. xXMinecraftloverXx3000. If you're having trouble coming up with a nickname, just look up the most popular names for your gender.
Third step: Make yourself look cool. You need all the latest fashion. The essentials include parachute pants, a diamond studded shirt, and of course your much needed fanny pack to carry the fruit snacks and all the ladies' numbers.
This has been a guide with your lord and savior xXMinecraftloverXx3000, thanks for reading and good luck with getting the chicks.
P.S. Don't hesitate sending me some of those numbers.
P.S.S Please I'm so lonely.
17 comments:
This was amazing.I like how you talked about fanny packs.
THIS IS THE FUNISET THING EVER!! I was literally laughing my head off!
I've seen the development of this post from almost the beginning. Reading it in all its fabulous finished glory is wonderful. Parachute pants FTW.
Ha! That's really funny! 😂😂😂 I like how you asked for the #s
Here's the McDonald's number 😉😉
(719) 444-0132
P.S. (999)-888-999 call me
P.S. My number is (719) 999-9999
This is so funny! Find a relashionship with a McDonald's employee.
Great post! The sarcasm was well executed. I will DEFINITELY have to try some of these tips :)
Totes Hilar!
This is the funniest thing I have ever read! 😂😂😂😂
Lol, couldn't stop laughing at the fruit snacks in the fanny pack!!!!!!!
Haha! This is hilarious! I love how you say, "just be you, jk no one likes your personality." That was really funny😂😂😂 Great job with the humor👍🏻👌🏼 Keep it up!
This is absolutely great, there is so much serious and sad post in the blog. It's great to have an hilarious post every once in a while. Keep it up and do more!!!👍👍
This is amazing. I love when you talk about that latest fashion. The fanny pack and fruit snacks part was the best. Keep up the good work.
I just read this, and OMIGOODNESS! This is so funny!!! But honestly, I always end up falling for the awkward nerdy guys..BUT THIS POST WAS THE BOMB!! xD
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