Thursday, February 2, 2017

Rambling autobiography

 I lied to my parents so I could get glasses. I once flushed my sisters's pet fish when it was still alive. I cheated on a test. I stole my cousin's hats so my dad will get mad at me and send me to my room instead of going to the carnival with him. At hotels I still would push all the buttons before exiting the elevator. I had a crush on a person for three years when he finally asked me out I said, " no". I hate my BFFs boyfriend I want stole my cousins make up. I took the blame for something just because mom threatened to take the WII way. I fainted when Mom made me get shot. Whenever I had ringing in my ears, I would pretend I was a spy sent to take mom and dad to outerspace

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed this passage because of how simple it is. It contains stories that are honest and entertaining.

Anonymous said...

This was really funny, and I can't believe that anyone would lie to get glasses. I currently have glasses, but didn't lie to get them. How old were you when you did that?

Anonymous said...

I really liked that you admitted all the things that you have done or do. Does is make you feel better now that they are out there?

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Anonymous said...

Is this all true? I really like your style of writing!

Eggs said...

I love the honesty in this piece, being brave and putting it out there. Well done.

Anonymous said...

I was 6 when I lied about the glasses! Yes! This feels so good to have it out there, and like 97% of it was True.

Julie Horner said...

Thanks for clarifying about the truthfulness of this writing. I learned some things about you. You were very brave to share some of these things. I'm proud of you.

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