Tuesday, February 7, 2017

My rambling autobiography

I was born on a holiday in Colorado Springs, and the newspaper reporters came into the hospital, but my mom sent them away. She says that all the blood vessels in her eyes had burst, so her eyes were red when I was born. I have never seen the ocean, or left America, but I have been to Michigan. My favorite color is green, like trees in summer, but I also like blue and purple. The longest I have ever been out of Colorado Springs is about two weeks. I love the smell of vinegar, but I hate sweet pickles. When I was little, my dad gave us mini chocolate-chip cookies in milk as cereal, because he owned a vending machine company. Also, my dad brought home a nest of wild tarantulas, but they got loose in our house, and we think the cats ate them. I have moved about six times, and my mom has been married and divorced twice. My uncle was born on Valentines day and my mom was almost born on New years. I have no idea what I'm going to do when I grow up, but so far everyone in my family has been a teacher or a tutor, so I think it may be genetic. 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be fun to draw a characature of that adventure so far?!

Ms. Spengler said...

My favorite line is "I love the smell of vinegar, but I hate sweet pickles." haha!! I love the smell of vinegar, too. It always reminds me of Easter and dying Easter eggs.

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