Potatoes

Potatoes are great and magical creatures even though they are gross and I don't like them. French fries, nope! Mashed potatoes, nope! (Even though the dance the mashed potato is fun.) Man, dancing is difficult though... in the play I need to do this dance called the Madison. It's a line dance and complicated. Speaking of lines, my thought of a line is impossible. Even a super long line is just a very skinny rectangle, 2 dimensions. BUT, actually they are 3 dimensional because the graphite (or ink) gets in the paper and is a bunch of little pieces. Kinda like all of the matter in the universe, made of little tiny pieces, atoms.Y' know... atoms actually have magnetic fields, and since they all have the same magnetism they can't touch. Instead of them touching they just push around other atoms with their push. So, you can't touch anything, really. Unless you get in a black hole, maybe. No one REALLY knows what happens in one, maybe the atoms do touch and that's what creates the distortion of time.