The Dictionary Of Made Up Words Part 1

A
Aphliboni  4
(a-fil-bon-ee)
 Verb
1. Meaning to play hop-scotch in a dark ally on a Tuesday at 3:30 P.M.
Use: "Lets go aphliboni."

B
Billicongo  4
(bill-i-kong-oo)
Interjection
1. Used in a brawl to tell someone with the name of Horton that they are doing a good job.
Use: "Horton, BILLICONGO!"

C
Cingarshoe  3
(king-are-shoo)
Noun
1. Another way to say that a clock has stopped working at the time of 4:32 A.M. and 18 seconds.
Use: "That clock has cingarshoed.

D
Dishola  3
(dee-sho-la)
Conjunction
1. A different way to say the word and.
Use: "I ate a cookie dishola a slice of cake.

E
Elaponterair  5
(eh-la-pont-rr-ehr)
Verb
1. The form of walking that makes you look like you are a gazelle dragging a wounded lion through the Serengeti.
 Use: "That guy over there is elapontairing to the park."

F
Forkarion  4
(fork-ehr-ee-on)
Noun
1. The name of the theory that California will break off of the United States and float across the Pacific Ocean. It will then crash into China creating a 0.1 magnitude earthquake in England.
Use: "Thank you for joining me at this press conference to talk about the new scientific theory, Forkarion."

G
Ginin  2
(jin-in)
Noun
1. A different way to say the number two.
Use: "Okay kids, it's time to count to ten. Ready, one, ginin, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."

H
Hilliperinoluginalphobia  11
(hill-ip-r-in-all-oo-jin-ull-fo-bee-a)
Noun
1. The phobia that a clip board will eat your arm at 3:51 A.M.
Use: I have hilliperinoluginalphobia.

I
Ix  1
(ix)
Verb
1. A form of running that makes you look like a frog jumping off a lily pad but being eaten by a snake in mid air.
Use: And now, here are the contestants for the 100 Yard Ix Dash

J
Jockmentary 5
(jok-you-men-tar-ee)
Noun
1. A documentary for a jock.
Use: Hey bro, want to come look at my jockumentary?

K
Klimo  3
(k-lie-moe)
Adjective
1. A shorter way to say: neat gucci cool awesome swag swell all at once.
Use: That is a pretty klimo shirt you got there.

L
Lobono  3
(loe-boe-no)
Noun
1. The name of a calculator company that sells keyboards.
Use: Hey, lets go to the store and buy some Lobono merch.

M
Mip  1
(mip)
Noun
1. The name of the new state that will be added to the United States in 2034.
Use: I'm taking a road trip to Mip this summer.