The End
Thursday, February 2, 2017
The Head
Once upon a time there was a man who was bald. He went to N.A.P.A. Auto Care so he could clean himself. He went inside and grabbed one of those things that they use to clean cars that spin in circles. I think it is called a buffer. Anyway, he turned it on and started to polish his head. He just stood there awkwardly rubbing the machine on his head. He then walked out of there with a squeaky clean head. He walked down town and started shining the bright glares into people's eyes.
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5 comments:
This post left me crying of laughter. N.A.P.A Autocare everybody
We all knew it was coming, world domination by eliminating everyone's sight. Here's the perfect method.
This is so hilarious! I love the ending.
Very Silly, glad the author still has a full head of hair.
Holly molly! This is hilarious!
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